Game. Set. Match. Corey

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soulslookingforhome:

thinksquad:

As anger erupted again on the streets of Ferguson, Missouri, a human rights team from Amnesty International worked on the ground in the US for the first time ever.

Confrontation flared up after an autopsy found that Michael Brown, an unarmed teenager who was fatally shot by an officer on 9 August, had suffered at six bullet wounds including one in the top of his head.

Eye-witnesses report seeing police, with no visible ID badges, hurling tear gas and rubber bullets at protesters and threatening members of the press in another night of demonstrations.

Amnesty International, said it would be observing police and protester activity and gathering testimonies as well as training local activists “on methods of non-violent protest” in an “unprecedented” move by the campaigners.

Amnesty International USA’s Executive Director, Steven W Hawkins said that the “people of Ferguson have the right to protest peacefully the lack of accountability for Michael Brown’s shooting”.

Jasmine Heiss, one of the 13-strong team sent by Amnesty, told Buzzfeed that the limits placed on the organisation’s access to post-curfew areas was indicative of “the overall lack of transparency in this investigation”.

Complex Magazine said that police had opened fire into the crowds without warning three hours before the midnight curfew began, causing some children and members of the media to be hit with tear gas and rubber bullets.

Two black journalists from Complex also said that they had been racially profiled, being refused re-entry into the press area whereas white members of the press had been.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/michael-brown-shooting-amnesty-international-sends-team-within-us-for-first-time-as-national-guard-deployed-9675149.html

it begins

This is how it starts. There is no good way to end this.

This is a dark moment for our country .

Make all the speeches that you want, but unless action is taken, peaceful action, there is no solution.

Violence, on either side, breeds more unnecessary violence.

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thefrogman:

Professor x hodor by Marco d’Alfonso [website | deviantart]
[h/t: huffposttv]

thefrogman:

Professor x hodor by Marco d’Alfonso [website | deviantart]

[h/t: huffposttv]

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My awesome childhood.
When Nickelodeon was great.

molly23:

isoldmysoultofilm:

the pinnacle of arnold’s career

California elected this dude to run the whole state.

A lot of Americans would try to elect this man to run the whole damn country .

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molly23:

isoldmysoultofilm:

the pinnacle of arnold’s career

California elected this dude to run the whole state.

A lot of Americans would try to elect this man to run the whole damn country .

(Source: kane52630)

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This is a test. 
I post here a simple fozzybear 
I toss in some key words.
Such as.. VERY NSFW
And Tmnt 
Or perhaps Simpson guy!

And we see what happens to my traffic .

This is a test.
I post here a simple fozzybear
I toss in some key words.
Such as.. VERY NSFW
And Tmnt
Or perhaps Simpson guy!

And we see what happens to my traffic .

This is a test. 
I post here a simple fozzybear 
I toss in some key words.
Such as.. VERY NSFW
And Tmnt 
Or perhaps Simpson guy!

And we see what happens to my traffic .

This is a test.
I post here a simple fozzybear
I toss in some key words.
Such as.. VERY NSFW
And Tmnt
Or perhaps Simpson guy!

And we see what happens to my traffic .

My first baseball game.

I am nearly 30 and watched my first professional baseball game the other day. Detroit Tigers!
I feel like a real adult now
I was never into baseball , I watched softball at the local park back in Michigan. But I’m a football guy.

I rather enjoyed it.

However! Please for the love of all that is holy, get the announcers to wake up! I felt like I was watching golf!
The whispering and soft tone nearly put me to sleep !

Baseball is exciting! Put effort into it man!

fishingboatproceeds:

ohcurtains:

ofgeography:

so here’s a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? me! i do! i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw “first wives club 2” on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAH!! FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!! NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUEL!!!

here’s the synopsis for first wives club 2:

disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands’ new lovers under their wing.

sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old.

so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i’m starting to feel suspicious?? like it’s really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come they’re alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEY—

here’s what i did not know about first wives club 2:

  • it is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic.

so of course i, horrified that i’ve accidentally bought porn on my family’s account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and that’s that.

EXCEPT, OF COURSE:

  • you have to pay for pay per view.

so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and i’m sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and we’re just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, “okay, there’s something we need to discuss. as a family.”

  • AS A FAMILY.

and i’m like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that she’s going to buy me My Own Computer Just Because U Earned It Kiddo, and she pulls out a piece of paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and i’m like: OH NO.

"i received the tv bill today," my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they weren’t going to feed me this kind of quality starch. "does anybody want to tell me who purchased the pornography?"

as a reminder, a quick table survey:

  • my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent)
  • my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent)
  • my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named Sister Placid (innocent)
  • me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased the lesbian pornography

silence.

my mother said, “i’m not going to ask again.”

silence.

my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY.

my mother shook her head and put the bill down. “this was incredibly inappropriate,” she said. “skip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. i’m not paying for it. what if molly had seen it?”

  • WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT?

"don’t expose my kid to that crap."

  • DON’T
  • EXPOSE
  • MY KID
  • TO THAT CRAP

"if you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and don’t expect me to pay for it. i can’t believe one of you did that in the living room."

  • I CAN’T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT
  • IN THE LIVING ROOM

but molly, why didn’t you own up to it and explain that it was an accident?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • i did not want to go to porn prison

the fun conclusion to this story is that i never owned up to it, which means that there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian porn. a quick survey:

  • my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for
  • my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wife’s sister’s porn preferences
  • my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sister’s husband’s porn preferences

but molly, why don’t you own up to it now, with the safety of time and distance and the knowledge that porn prison isn’t real?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • this is the best thing i’ve ever done

what an amazing story

Wow.

(Source: bellecs)

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dingproceed:

Fancy this Craigy Who postcard signed by Peter Capaldi and the Moff (signed today at the Cardiff Doctor Who premiere)? Reblog to enter (only one counts)! I’ll pick a winner Sunday at midnight.
Read the Craigy Who and Mr Timey Pants comic here!

dingproceed:

Fancy this Craigy Who postcard signed by Peter Capaldi and the Moff (signed today at the Cardiff Doctor Who premiere)? Reblog to enter (only one counts)! I’ll pick a winner Sunday at midnight.

Read the Craigy Who and Mr Timey Pants comic here!

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charlesedwardstrickland9778:

dean ambrose’s antics!

I channel surfed right into this hilariousness last night.

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